Johnny Gunter's agnostic prayer "Death Be Not Proud"
forgive me for my agnositcism;
For I shall try to keep it gentle, not cynical,
nor a bad influence.
if thou art truly in heavens,
accept my gratitude
for all Thy gifts
and I shall try
to fight the good fight. Amen.
Kurt Vonnegut's suggestion for agnostic prayer from "Slapstick".
The old man is writing his authobiography. He begins with the words which my Uncle Al told me one time should be used by religious skeptics as a prelude to their nightly prayers.
These are the words: "To whom it may concern."